I wish I could talk about the plot, but it's so convoluted that I wouldn't know where to begin. All I can tell you is that it involves weird dogs, soy sauce, wig monsters, doors to other dimensions, ghosts (I think), and some sort of insect/lizard god who wants to take over our world. Oh! and blood, and people exploding, and meat monsters. What more do you want? The writing style is great, (it feels like the best Cracked.com articles) and it made me laugh a lot, probably because dick jokes don't bother me. The ending was cool, John was fantastic even if he didn't make sense most of the time, and I had a blast reading his and Wong's retarded adventures.